have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
New Year’s Day
Spent time with my girlfriend and her roommate/BFF yesterday and it was also my girlfriend’s birthday. She had been out of town around xmas so I didn’t have a chance to give her gift to her then. As those born at the end of December/beginning of January can attest to, it sucks getting a combined xmas/bday present. I know this, and so I had separate groups of presents for each. We had a really great time, indulged in Dollification play, and played a lot of Monster Hunter and even more New Super Mario Bros. U.
As per usual, I provided Luigi with countless deaths (except on the airships, where I completely OWN due to their extreme similarity to the NES SMB3 airships, and I spent so many hours of my childhood - and I have to confess, adulthood as well - wrecking up airships and by extension, the Koopalings.) It has become a running joke that Luigi’s kink is his own painful deaths and resurrection (wooo bubbling back in with your extra MANS *ahem* I mean 1-UPs.) So he’s a masochistic thanatophile lazarus fetishist.
If I’m honest, I blame a lot of my deaths on the collision system between Mario and Luigi. I accidentally killed my gf’s Mario so many times, as her roommate mad a valiant effort with the Wii U to save us both, and to save me from myself. Only so much the support can do, though. There are so many ways to fuck each ourselves by inadvertently knocking each other into deadly obstacles. Having no collision would be weird, so I don’t know where an appropriate middle-ground would be.